This conversation was especially difficult, I had to rely on 2 years of Spanish from about 7 years ago, and google translate. I swear, only in Houston...
-Who are you?
- Daniel. What's up?
- Do I know you?
-I work at Munday Chevorlet.
-Looking for a truck man?
-And??
-We have a very nice truck I think you will like
-No thank you I'm not interested in it bye
-I think you should see it, compadre
-I will send a photo
-No thank you
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| I send this picture |
-That's horrible!
-It drives like a beautiful wolf on a warm summer night, cabron!!!
-The price is lower than the body of a dead orphan
-Eyyyy I am a woman, and quit bothering me you idiot !!!!
-I'm sorry miss. However I think that a woman could probably drive this truck if she receives the adequate training and is supervised at all times.
-Also I will give you something EXTRA! A gift certificate for a FREE Whopper from Burger King!
(she says nothing)
-I suppose you are not interested?
-Yes I am interested but leave it in the toilet or the trash hahaha (???????)
I did the best I could, I'm sure the translations are all sorts of fucked up.
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