A-CORNY text

A request-another friend with a douchey brother. Works at Dunkin Donuts. I was supposed to keep talking shit on the bears, but then I found an acorn.

This is just nuts y'all.



I take this photo and send it to him.



 He calls, and also tries to FaceTime. I ignore.



I send this picture again





I take this picture and send it to him.



I ignore him.

I win!

Pottery

Another request. He was mean to my friend. That ain't cool.

 The next morning...

Later that evening...

Three days later...

I don't respond.



Celebrating Another Texans Victory

In order to celebrate the Texans beating the Chicago Bears last night, I decided to text numbers in Chicago and remind them that they lost.

#1

I send this picture of Arian Foster.

They call, I ignore, they leave no message.

#2

 I send this picture-JJ Watt GETTIN IT

Ignored

#3

I send this picture-JJ...still GETTIN IT

I send this picture-Andre Johnson doin what he does best- BALLIN!

 I don't text back.

#4

I send this picture-Kickin asses

 I don't text back.

#5

I send this picture

Ignored.

That's it for this week. Stay tuned next week for JACKSONVILLE!