Monday, December 17, 2012

AFC South Division Champs Celebration


#1


I send this picture of Coach K


IGNORED.

#2



I send this pic

 IGNORED.

#3


I send this picture


They never answer.

#4

I send this picture



 NO RESPONSE

 #5


I send this picture
 IGNORED



That's all for now!

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Let's Talk Business...

So a few days ago at work, a young man approached me and started chatting me up. He was a major tool, and made the rookie mistake of giving me his business card.


I knew as soon as I saw that he had put 911 as one of his phone numbers that he was fair game.



I send him the random picture


The next day...



I send him this random picture



I have not heard back from him, so I am assuming he is not interested in being my business partner.








Tuesday, November 13, 2012

A-CORNY text

A request-another friend with a douchey brother. Works at Dunkin Donuts. I was supposed to keep talking shit on the bears, but then I found an acorn.

This is just nuts y'all.




I take this photo and send it to him.




 He calls, and also tries to FaceTime. I ignore.




I send this picture again


I take this picture and send it to him.



I ignore him.
I win!